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Post by Connor on May 21, 2008 15:29:26 GMT -7
{Try and cme up with eyr own I Love making these little jokes} Name: Seeshomaru AKA FLUFFY!
Breed: Througbred Dog demon
House broken: Uh Yes?
Eats: Uh Food...?
Vaccinations: YOU try sticking him with a needle...OK?
Neutered: We sent someone to ask and Sadly there was no reply...So Uh No?
Good with children: Hopefully...?
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Post by guitarist on May 21, 2008 15:45:46 GMT -7
EDIT: OOOOH no now there's actually an adoption form up...Lilah owns me already fuckers muahaha you can't adopt me!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NICE!!
Photo: See Avatar. Because I just woke up and it's not even 7am.
Name: Angelus
Breed: Vampire/Werewolf
House broken: Undead, hence can't piss on your carpet, no matter how spiteful he gets, but be warned, he has a monkey to do that for him named Uric. And Uric is NOT housebroken.
Eats: Your blood and energy. He does not care for you, so don't be tricked by his charms.
Vaccinations: Doesn't get sick as far as the vets know. Although he occasionally needs a sedative!
Neutered: No fucking way! Who would wanna ruin him?? Geez!
Good with children: What the hell do YOU think?? Put it this way, he will torture them and drink their blood.
Bad Habits: Breaks your things...and worst of all, tortures things. That means you.
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Post by Connor on May 21, 2008 15:56:38 GMT -7
{No Offense anyone XD im just bored} Name: Faith AKA Ms Rogue
Breed: Do i say Human or Slayer or mix -Shrugs-
House broken: Possibly She's broken into Buffy's house many times...Oh wait you mean....Yes House broken...
Eats: How in the hell would i Bloody Know>? She eats Food! Just drop it!
Vaccinations:....You'll Suffer if you EVEN Try....OK?
Neutered: Why in the fuck are ye asking Me? Ask Spike or someone else! *Scolds*
Good with Kids: Why would you even think of that?
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Post by elise on May 21, 2008 16:16:54 GMT -7
HAHA such fun. Though I am no ones pet. Well Devon's I'll be his pet. * Evil Grin.*
Photo: See Avatar. Because I'm lazy as well.
Name: Elise
Breed: Vampire
House Broken: I don't break houses, bones usually never houses.
Eats: Blood luvs that and chocolate.
Vaccinations: Never gets ill, though has been known to make others so.
Neutered: Never luvs, really would you want me any other way?
Good with Kids: Oh yes they are very tasty. Knows several of the best ways to serve them.
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Post by Connor on May 21, 2008 16:24:42 GMT -7
Name: Connor
Breed: Vampire
House Broken: Yes has Broekn into Buffys House and left a "Mess"
Eats: Nobody's really seen him eat so im guessing Blood or Chocobo Burgers...?
Vaccinations: WARNING Touch him with That Needle and he'll shove it so far up your ass
Neutered: Hell No! But he is a Single Parent *wink* *wink*
Good with Kids: Doesnt Tolerate Kids even though he has two
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Post by guitarist on May 21, 2008 16:40:30 GMT -7
Name: Rupert Giles aka Ripper Breed: English watchdog House Broken: Of course! He is English and proper. Eats: Tea, crumpets and galaxy chocolates, biscuits and English beer. Best not to feed him Band Candy unless you want a rockstar. Vaccinations: Has had every single one. Neutered: You might have thought so at first sight, but definately not. You can tell when his wild side comes out! Good with Kids: Probably not always patient with them, it's best to introduce him slowly, but he can make a good father figure, pity he doesn't understand half the 'new age stuff' these days. (Then again nor do I.)
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Post by angelle on May 21, 2008 18:24:06 GMT -7
Name: Spike Aka William The Bloody Breed: Vampire House broken: Don't think he needs to do those things. Eats: People. Vaccinations: He doesn't get sick, so he doesn't need any. Neutered: Nope, but it makes him behave. Good with Kids: Until he eats them.
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Post by Connor on May 21, 2008 19:21:29 GMT -7
Name: Wimpedisimacowardis or Wes!
Breed: Throughbred watcher
House Broken: He fired a shotgun in his house? so i guess YES!
Eats: Uh... English stuff?
Vaccinations: Has all of them except his Rabies shot < *cough*infected*cough*
Neurtered: Spike says he is...
Good with kids.: Bloody Hell No! There like little Demons squirming and giggling all crazy like! They scare him badly!
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Post by Connor on May 21, 2008 19:28:18 GMT -7
{Sorry for the double Post couldnt resist] LIMITED TIME OFFER!!!!!! Names: Captain Forhead {Left} and Ms Tingle {Right} Breed: Vampire and Slayer House Broken: Well Duh they've sleep in the...Fuck your always getting me! YES HOUSE BROKEN! Eats: Blood and Pizza? Well hell any food except bunnies Vaccination: They'd both kill you if you tried to stick a needle in either one of them! C A U T I O N! Neurtered: Angel is since he cant get any more "Happys" From Buffy! Good with kids: Well I Wouldnt say so...
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on May 21, 2008 23:46:02 GMT -7
LMFAO Captain Forehead and Ms Tingle! hahahaha ok, so at first, I was scared to look at this thread...so many people have bought me as their "pet" on myspace, it instilled fear. But I'm ok now. I think..... Name: Ginger Fitzgerald Breed: Werewolf House Broken: She'll break your house, if you fuck with her or her sister. Ok, yeah, she's housebroken. She's just a werewolf you fuck, not a complete monster. However, in wolf form, she'd probably pee on your stuff just to piss you off. Munchies: In human form, whatever the hell she feel like eating. In wolf form, YOU! Vaccinations: Uh.....allergy to wolfsbane, or monkshood. Werewolves should be immune to rabies....or something... Neutered: Um...the proper term here would be spayed. And I don't suggest you get too close to Ginger unless you feel like having your throat torn out. Or your a hottie male were, but then...she still might eat you. Good With Children: Yeah, she's great at scaring the crap outta kids. Bad Habits: er.....well....the killing thing, though I find it rather endearing.
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Post by Connor on May 23, 2008 1:17:48 GMT -7
ADOPTION FORM NAME OF PET: WHY YOU WANT IT: WHAT IS IT FOR: WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: YOUR NAME: .......................... Name: Baby Sessh Why you want it: To raise to be EVIL! What is it for: Uh a Family member type thing? Why would you want such a weird thing: 'Cause thats WHY! -Snarls- ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: Maybe when he's Older! Your Name: Connor Angelus! -Smirk-
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Post by guitarist on May 23, 2008 1:39:12 GMT -7
Name: Michael Kelso Breed: Dumb Human House Broken: Absolutely not. Needs serious training. Pees in the corner, steals your beer and will vomit quite a bit, so it is suggested you use kids cartoons and toys to train him, and put down lots of plastic. Eats: Beer and American junk food Vaccinations: Has had none because he cried and cried every time they came near him with a needle, and previous owners kept taking pity. He is prone to bouts of hyperactivity and crawling after Jackie. Neutered: Not yet! If you want to curb his peeing, you might want to get him neutered! However, he is good looking and it might ruin the potential sex! Good With Children: Kelso can entertain your kids better than a kid can entertain kids. He is stupid and thinks he IS a kid. Loves kid's cartoons and babyish things. Has the attention span of a gnat! Bad Habits: Always yells "BBUUURRRN!!!" but is sooo fucking stupid he never comes up with his own burns. He also has a dumb laugh.
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Post by lilah on May 23, 2008 9:06:05 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Angelus
WHY YOU WANT IT: He is mine I earned him he already wears my collar. No other will own him!
WHAT IS IT FOR: My own amusement and pleasure. Do you really need to ask?
WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: * laughs* An Elf has her needs do they not? Again you have seen him do you really need to ask?
ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: Please that would ruin all my fun now wouldn't it?
YOUR NAME: Lilah Silverthorn former Queen of Hell. Resident of The Land of looking Glass Waters, Ambrosia
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