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Post by guitarist on May 23, 2008 9:09:42 GMT -7
-Suffers the humiliation in silence-
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Post by lilah on May 23, 2008 9:16:02 GMT -7
- Pulls Angelus closer on his leash. Then laughs.-
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Post by guitarist on May 23, 2008 9:18:58 GMT -7
-Scowls in embarrassment and pulls away from her-
At least I'm not being neutered...we'll save that fer Connor...but, whoever adopts him ... go to the vet and ask specifically fer a 'microscopic castration'. They often hand a free zap collar out with the deal. -Smirks-
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Post by angelle on May 23, 2008 9:27:22 GMT -7
-Points and laughs- Buahahahaha
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Post by aleria on May 23, 2008 9:29:14 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Connor
WHY YOU WANT IT: Well someone needs to take care of him. Don't they?
WHAT IS IT FOR: To keep an eye out on him. He is always getting into trouble.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Hey I'm a caring giveing person and someone has to do the nasty work.
ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: Humm depends, he does seem to get around a lot. I may have to. Thanks for the advice Angelus, I'll keep that in mind. The shock collar sounds really good.
YOUR NAME: Aleria Lynn MacMora
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Post by angelle on May 23, 2008 9:33:36 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Spike
WHY YOU WANT IT: Um...just look at him and give me one reason why not.
WHAT IS IT FOR: Heh...heh...heh.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: You mean yummy, and yum with the nicest washboard abs.
ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: Hell no!
YOUR NAME: Angelle
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Post by guitarist on May 23, 2008 9:41:00 GMT -7
Oh Angelle ye just wait. -Shakes fist as he is dragged away- Name: Bernard Black Breed: Irish Booze-hound House Broken: Always drunken, throwing up and peeing in the corner, so no. Definately worth keeping plastic around. Worth keeping him WELL away from wine if you want your carpets to stay clean! Eats: Wine, cigarettes and mouldy food unless his owner cooks something better for him Vaccinations: None. Probably needs quite a few! Needs a sedative for his bad temperament. Also needs something to curb his alcoholism and some nicotene patches would be preferable. Neutered: Possibly a good idea because of his bad mood swings. Good with children: Bernard tends to scream and yell and scare kids away from his shop. Not good with kids at all, yet he acts like a child and has childlike tantrums. He is likely to teach your children foul language, foul habits and to hate everything in the world. Bad Habits: Drinking and smoking, screaming, NO cleaning habits whatsoever (Has to be bathed every day or he won't do it. He is NOT like a cat).
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Post by Connor on May 23, 2008 12:42:41 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Connor WHY YOU WANT IT: Well someone needs to take care of him. Don't they? WHAT IS IT FOR: To keep an eye out on him. He is always getting into trouble. WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Hey I'm a caring giveing person and someone has to do the nasty work. ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: Humm depends, he does seem to get around a lot. I may have to. Thanks for the advice Angelus, I'll keep that in mind. The shock collar sounds really good. YOUR NAME: Aleria Lynn MacMora -Bitch Slaps Angelus acrost the face ebforew kicking him in the nuts- Bastard! .......... YAY! I'M FINALLY ADOPTED AND BY A PRETTIFUL PERSON! -Glomps Aleria-
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Post by guitarist on May 23, 2008 20:54:57 GMT -7
-Staggers backwards- At least I HAVE nuts ta kick! Ye brat! -Falls on floor in pain-
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on May 25, 2008 0:17:11 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Drusilla BREED: Crazy Vampire HOUSE BROKEN? Mostly EATS: more of a liquid diet VACCINATIONS: Naw, she's immune....it's the vampire thing WHY YOU WANT IT: Cause she's nuts! And vicious, and hot! WHAT IS IT FOR: um...fun? WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Cause I'm not all there myself. ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: She'd be spayed, but I think the vampire genes take care of that too. YOUR NAME: Violet Violence, bitches!
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Post by • Ginger Fitzgerald on May 25, 2008 0:36:12 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Lorelai Silva, but call her Silva, please HOUSE BROKEN; That I know of, yes EATS: Anything that doesn't upset her lil tummy lol VACCINATIONS: Up to date WHY YOU WANT IT: First of all, shes not an It. Second, who wouldn't want a kick ass chick anyway? WHAT IS IT FOR: Kick vamp and demon ass WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Shes not weird, -hides- But ya know, a Slayer for a pet, gotta be cool ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: It would be spayed. And no, I don't want to be killed in my sleep YOUR NAME; Ginger Fitzgerald(aka Zy)
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Post by Angelina Dailyn Croft on May 25, 2008 0:39:45 GMT -7
NAME OF PET: Jenny Calendar BREED: Gypsy/Slayer HOUSE BROKEN? Very much so, she's a lady, after all. EATS: strawberry milkshakes, and me. VACCINATIONS: I don't like to stick needles in her, other items perhaps.... WHY YOU WANT IT: The only thing I lack as a beautiful Briton, who is a mum and a Watcher, is an equally strong and beautiful lady friend....or at least it was the only thing I lacked until I met her. WHAT IS IT FOR: nefarious activities, and general misbehaving WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Who wouldn't want their very own Jenny Calendar?!?!? ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: definitely not, I like her fiesty. YOUR NAME: Angelina Dailyn Croft, Watcher
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Post by steph on May 25, 2008 2:11:43 GMT -7
I'm your pet now? *Humps your leg randomly like a pet is supposed to* Think I'm gonna like this pet gig. *Awaits orders full of kink* NAME OF PET: Jenny Calendar BREED: Gypsy/Slayer HOUSE BROKEN? Very much so, she's a lady, after all. EATS: strawberry milkshakes, and me. VACCINATIONS: I don't like to stick needles in her, other items perhaps.... WHY YOU WANT IT: The only thing I lack as a beautiful Briton, who is a mum and a Watcher, is an equally strong and beautiful lady friend....or at least it was the only thing I lacked until I met her. WHAT IS IT FOR: nefarious activities, and general misbehaving WHY WOULD YOU WANT SUCH A WEIRD PET: Who wouldn't want their very own Jenny Calendar?!?!? ARE YOU GOING TO GET HER OR HIM NEUTRERED IF HE OR SHE ISNT ALREADY NEUTERED: definitely not, I like her fiesty. YOUR NAME: Angelina Dailyn Croft, Watcher
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