Post by Invader Zim on Aug 12, 2010 0:25:41 GMT -7
That horribly big headed Dib kid was with his disgusting human family at this place. This, Bloaty's. I went to confront Bloaty. To find out all he KNEWWW!
Inside....the stink....ack! But I am an Invader. I must carry on! Acting like any normal customer I move as far as possible from the robotic mess. These...idiot robots, their disguises, costumes, they...are distracting. And HORRIBLE!
The table is sticky, some mysterious goo. Perhaps a secretion of mucus from the human worms. I rub some between my thumb and finger, mumbling and examining the strange substance. Someone approaches, but I am engrossed in my examinations. "Welcome to Bloaty's, what can I get you?" I jump into the air, startled by the horrid whining sounds coming from this pizza slave! "WHAT IS IT?!?" I scream to her. "What do you want? What kinda pizza can I get you sir?" I laugh, settling back in to the booth. "Ohh. Yes. Well, bring me one of those.....pizza thingies." "You want that supreme?"
At this, I sprung from the seat again, clinging to the stoopid human pizza slave's face. "Supreeeeme? Oh, yes. I must have this, SUPREME PIZZA! Bring it to me now, you disgusting meatsac!" I raised a fist in demanding triumph. I WILL have this SUPREME PIZZA!
The human pizza slave walked away, leaving me to my further examinations of the filthy goo on the table. I sniffed it, and shuddered. "Ewww. The STINK!" Wiping my fingers off on a napkin I watched the pathetic earth worms gorge themselves on pizza.
Finally, my supreme pizza had arrived. The disgusting pizza slave plopped it down and waddled off. "SUCCESS! Victory is MINE! You will all bow to the mighty SUPREME PIZZA of ZIM!!!!!!!!" I shouted from my table top, fists raised to the roof. No one bothered to look up from their gorgings. "Foolish earthlings." I mumbled as I sat back down.
I carefully selected one of the slices and lifted it from the pan. "EH?" Strings of gelataneous goo dribbled from my slice, connecting it to the rest of the pizza. "Arg. Uhn?" I pulled, finally freeing the small slice from it's stringy attachment. It would not defy the likes of ZIM!
Opening my eating hole, and taking the smallest of bites, I chewed thoughtfully. I had barely managed to swallow the horrible earth food before I gagged and spat repeatedly. "Ack! wharf. hack. hick. grrrllllpphh. hhmmmpphh. Blech!" My eyes bulged. "MEAT?!? AHHHHH! Who put meat in my SUPREME pizza?!?! How dare you! You....you filthy bug worms! Fools!!! Hack. *cough cough* EEEhhhh." I shoved the pan away, splattering the pizza across the booth. "You will rue the day you poisoned ZIM with....meat!" I jumped from the booth, flicked my arm at the pizza slaves, and walked to the door.
Wait a minute! I came here to spy on Dib, that annoying big headed kid and his....errrrr....creepy family! I spun around, quickly marching past the other stink humans, pizza slaves, and robots in fur costumes to Dib's table. "YOU!" I pointed in his face. "YOU put the meat on my SUPREME! I know you Dib, you and your stupid stupidity! HA! You will rue the day you messed with ZIM!"
I jumped up onto his table, standing in his pizza and kicked his soda in his lap. "THERE!" Running past some guy with spikey red hair reading a comic book, I tripped over one of those horrible robot things while trying to read the title of his comic and went spawling on the hard, sticky floor. My face peeled off the floor, then the rest of me. "I've had it with this....place of smell and goo. It's filthy! You all disgust me!" And with that, I marched out of Bloaty's, and contacted Gir to come pick me up. My communicator springs forth from my PAK and hangs in front of me. "Gir? Gir! Come get me. I cannot stand this Bloaty's ANY LONGER!"
Inside....the stink....ack! But I am an Invader. I must carry on! Acting like any normal customer I move as far as possible from the robotic mess. These...idiot robots, their disguises, costumes, they...are distracting. And HORRIBLE!
The table is sticky, some mysterious goo. Perhaps a secretion of mucus from the human worms. I rub some between my thumb and finger, mumbling and examining the strange substance. Someone approaches, but I am engrossed in my examinations. "Welcome to Bloaty's, what can I get you?" I jump into the air, startled by the horrid whining sounds coming from this pizza slave! "WHAT IS IT?!?" I scream to her. "What do you want? What kinda pizza can I get you sir?" I laugh, settling back in to the booth. "Ohh. Yes. Well, bring me one of those.....pizza thingies." "You want that supreme?"
At this, I sprung from the seat again, clinging to the stoopid human pizza slave's face. "Supreeeeme? Oh, yes. I must have this, SUPREME PIZZA! Bring it to me now, you disgusting meatsac!" I raised a fist in demanding triumph. I WILL have this SUPREME PIZZA!
The human pizza slave walked away, leaving me to my further examinations of the filthy goo on the table. I sniffed it, and shuddered. "Ewww. The STINK!" Wiping my fingers off on a napkin I watched the pathetic earth worms gorge themselves on pizza.
Finally, my supreme pizza had arrived. The disgusting pizza slave plopped it down and waddled off. "SUCCESS! Victory is MINE! You will all bow to the mighty SUPREME PIZZA of ZIM!!!!!!!!" I shouted from my table top, fists raised to the roof. No one bothered to look up from their gorgings. "Foolish earthlings." I mumbled as I sat back down.
I carefully selected one of the slices and lifted it from the pan. "EH?" Strings of gelataneous goo dribbled from my slice, connecting it to the rest of the pizza. "Arg. Uhn?" I pulled, finally freeing the small slice from it's stringy attachment. It would not defy the likes of ZIM!
Opening my eating hole, and taking the smallest of bites, I chewed thoughtfully. I had barely managed to swallow the horrible earth food before I gagged and spat repeatedly. "Ack! wharf. hack. hick. grrrllllpphh. hhmmmpphh. Blech!" My eyes bulged. "MEAT?!? AHHHHH! Who put meat in my SUPREME pizza?!?! How dare you! You....you filthy bug worms! Fools!!! Hack. *cough cough* EEEhhhh." I shoved the pan away, splattering the pizza across the booth. "You will rue the day you poisoned ZIM with....meat!" I jumped from the booth, flicked my arm at the pizza slaves, and walked to the door.
Wait a minute! I came here to spy on Dib, that annoying big headed kid and his....errrrr....creepy family! I spun around, quickly marching past the other stink humans, pizza slaves, and robots in fur costumes to Dib's table. "YOU!" I pointed in his face. "YOU put the meat on my SUPREME! I know you Dib, you and your stupid stupidity! HA! You will rue the day you messed with ZIM!"
I jumped up onto his table, standing in his pizza and kicked his soda in his lap. "THERE!" Running past some guy with spikey red hair reading a comic book, I tripped over one of those horrible robot things while trying to read the title of his comic and went spawling on the hard, sticky floor. My face peeled off the floor, then the rest of me. "I've had it with this....place of smell and goo. It's filthy! You all disgust me!" And with that, I marched out of Bloaty's, and contacted Gir to come pick me up. My communicator springs forth from my PAK and hangs in front of me. "Gir? Gir! Come get me. I cannot stand this Bloaty's ANY LONGER!"