Post by The Joker on Jul 30, 2010 22:17:10 GMT -7
How did you find us? ‘Tis Todd.
First Name:The
Last Name:Joker
Middle Name:Ever-Amazing-And-Honorable
Age:A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells.
Height/Weight:6’0”/ 150 lbs light
Eyes:Brown - bloodshot
Hair:Green (naturally dark brown)
Character description/personality: Look through every book on psycho-analytics you can find, string a few random illnesses together, and you have one day in the Joker’s life. Pick another few, and you have the day before.
Persuasion: Evil
Type of Creature: Human psychopath
Powers: Insanity…alright, it’s not a power, but it’s fun as hell.
Weaknesses: Death, on occasion.
History:
The Joker was born Mitchell Reynolds. His mother, Susan, was a chef. His father was a minister. Nope, sorry. He’s Jack Lawrence, son of a prostitute and an unknown drunk customer. Whoops, sorry. He was actually Megan Tearman, and had a sex change after college. Wait…no, he’s definitely Geoffrey Goldman, son of a police officer and a therapist. Those are just a few possibilities. Sometimes he had a wealthy youth that sent him to an ivy-league school, other days he was an impoverished and abused child that spent his life on the street. A soldier, a circus clown, a psychiatry major, a mobster, an ice skater, an actor, a standup comedian, a drug addict, a zoo keeper…all of them stories he’ll tell you. Which one is right?
Any way you go, whoever he was wound up face-first in a vat of chlorine. Great for pools, not so much for your hair, skin or eyes. Not to mention the damage extended submersion can do to your brain once those vapors and chemicals seep into your skull and have to be pumped out of your lungs. After the incident, he spent a few weeks as the new John Doe in the ICU. Shortly after regaining consciousness, he was gone. Did the chemical bath drive him insane? Was he always unstable?
It doesn’t matter. He’s still going to kill you.
Canon or Original?:Canon
Character is from: Batman (collage of all mediums)
First Name:The
Last Name:Joker
Middle Name:Ever-Amazing-And-Honorable
Age:A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells.
Height/Weight:6’0”/ 150 lbs light
Eyes:Brown - bloodshot
Hair:Green (naturally dark brown)
Character description/personality: Look through every book on psycho-analytics you can find, string a few random illnesses together, and you have one day in the Joker’s life. Pick another few, and you have the day before.
Persuasion: Evil
Type of Creature: Human psychopath
Powers: Insanity…alright, it’s not a power, but it’s fun as hell.
Weaknesses: Death, on occasion.
History:
The Joker was born Mitchell Reynolds. His mother, Susan, was a chef. His father was a minister. Nope, sorry. He’s Jack Lawrence, son of a prostitute and an unknown drunk customer. Whoops, sorry. He was actually Megan Tearman, and had a sex change after college. Wait…no, he’s definitely Geoffrey Goldman, son of a police officer and a therapist. Those are just a few possibilities. Sometimes he had a wealthy youth that sent him to an ivy-league school, other days he was an impoverished and abused child that spent his life on the street. A soldier, a circus clown, a psychiatry major, a mobster, an ice skater, an actor, a standup comedian, a drug addict, a zoo keeper…all of them stories he’ll tell you. Which one is right?
Any way you go, whoever he was wound up face-first in a vat of chlorine. Great for pools, not so much for your hair, skin or eyes. Not to mention the damage extended submersion can do to your brain once those vapors and chemicals seep into your skull and have to be pumped out of your lungs. After the incident, he spent a few weeks as the new John Doe in the ICU. Shortly after regaining consciousness, he was gone. Did the chemical bath drive him insane? Was he always unstable?
It doesn’t matter. He’s still going to kill you.
Canon or Original?:Canon
Character is from: Batman (collage of all mediums)