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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on May 16, 2008 23:39:42 GMT -7
Xander: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space... I did not say that.
Season 5, Listening to Fear.
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Post by • Ginger Fitzgerald on May 17, 2008 0:02:42 GMT -7
Dawn: Drive faster. Xander: I can't. Dawn: I could drive faster and I can't drive. Anya: She's right. You're like a snail. A snail who's driving a car. Now give it the lead foot. We help Buffy with that demon you sent after her. Xander: I did not send the demon after her, he used my body to eavesdrop in on our conversation. Anya: So now what, we have to speak in an anti-demon code? Xander: Ood-gay idea-yay An-yay
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Post by Ginny Weasley on Jul 30, 2010 14:06:22 GMT -7
LoL Ginger that line is the best..xx Series Two episode: Becoming Part 1
Kendra: In case de curse does not succeed, dis is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires wit it. I call it Mr. Pointy. Buffy: You named your stake? Kendra: Yes. Buffy: Remind me to get you a stuffed animal.
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Post by Amelia Rose ★ on Jul 31, 2010 7:00:26 GMT -7
Oh geeze, buffy quotes galore!
Buffy: I think I speak for everyone here when I say huh?
and the entire Faith taking over Buffys body was priceless. Making faces in the mirror and practicing the speech "Because its wrong"
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Post by Spike on Jul 31, 2010 7:31:23 GMT -7
I'll second that Amelia. Though the best part of Faith as Buffy was her talking to Spike And since I'm here... "Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I DON'T touch them?" - Giles, Season Seven Willow - "Buffy, I gotta tell ya. I get it, now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power. And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now." [Giles suddenly appears and zaps evil Willow from behind] Giles - "I'd like to test that theory. " Last Lines of Two to Go in Season Six
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Post by Kennedy on Jul 31, 2010 12:05:59 GMT -7
ROFL , Spike the first one is hilarious , I luvs me Giles! Some of my fav's from season 2
Buffy: That's exactly how it happened. Oz: Well, I thought it was riveting. Uh, I was a little unclear about some of the themes. Buffy: The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face-to-face. Xander: And the other theme was 'Buy American', but it, uh, got kind of buried.
And Another Cordelia: I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward. Xander: And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Again some more Snyder: That's enough of that. And you! Are we having a chair shortage? Willow: I didn't read anything about... Oh. I get it. Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom. Buffy: Yeah. Where they teach lunch.
AND THIS I LUV Spike: What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you! She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her. Buffy: That I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser. Spike: Yeah. You're one to talk. Buffy: Meaning? Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave. Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about. Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends. Angel: That's right. Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
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