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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Jan 5, 2008 0:56:32 GMT -7
Another great exchange, though it's from Angel, not BTVS.
GUNN: Pretty damn good party, though. I'll see you tomorrow— well, today, but later. Oh, and your chair. ANGEL: What? GUNN: Don't sit in it. I already called janitorial. ANGEL: Why can't I— (Spike & Angel peer behind Angel's desk to see the chair) SPIKE: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!
Season 5 of Angel, Life of the Party
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Post by kennedy on Jan 5, 2008 1:27:00 GMT -7
How about these? "Now, this may sting a little just at first. But, don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in." - Ripper's friend Ethan.
"She couldn't have dressed up like Xena?" - Willow. (Right on, Wil!)
"I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th Century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show." "Ok, at this point you're abusing sarcasm." - Giles and B
"It's kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and ie... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now." - Willow.
"Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?" "Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else." "Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?" "No, actually that part usually gets left out. I can't imagine why." - Jenny Calender and Giles
"Angel was in your bedroom?" "Ours is a forbidden love." - Xander and Willow
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Post by guitarist on Jan 5, 2008 8:32:28 GMT -7
I have another one!
Cordelia: -After waking Giles up- "Next time you're gonna wake up in a coma!"
-laughs silently for a good hour-
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Post by Crystal on Jan 5, 2008 9:16:30 GMT -7
Willow: The magick I used was really powerful, I'm really powerful so maybe its not such a good idea for you to piss me off
disrespectful but....ya
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Post by Faith Lehane on Jan 5, 2008 12:15:33 GMT -7
When I really hated Wesley.
FAITH: I got a little problem. I don't feel Angel's in the game. But somehow I think you guys are the key. Now what can I do to *really* make him hate me? Hmmm. WESLEY: Faith. FAITH: Shut up, Wesley. WESLEY: Listen to me. It's not too late. FAITH: For cappuccino? 'Cause it just keeps me up.
From Angel, Episode: Five by Five
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Post by guitarist on Jan 19, 2008 2:32:34 GMT -7
Oh my favourite of all time?
When Xander is going on and on and on about crap in season 4, in the dark, and Giles turns around and says "Oh shut up!"
The look on his face is so utterly priceless.
Pity my memory for exact quotes sucks.
Oohh...
Anything by Anya.
And...
Giles: Nothing is going to happen. (he leaves) Ethan: I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all. In fact, Ripper, old mate, I'd say something rather interesting was about to hap- Giles, coming back in: Did someone...? Ethan: Oh, bugger! I thought you'd gone!
Ahh Ethan cracks me up!
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Post by Alanna on Jan 19, 2008 3:36:12 GMT -7
Dawn: Oh my God! You will never believe what happened at school today! Buffy: Everyone started singing and dancing? Dawn: [annoyed] I gave birth to a pteryadactyl. Anya: Oh my god! Did it sing?
I love that..>.<...Once More With Feeling (Musical)
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Jan 19, 2008 3:53:46 GMT -7
really, any quote from BTVS makes my day. LoL.
Spike: "I had a plan. I just got so....bored."
been there, done that. LMAO
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Feb 21, 2008 0:20:48 GMT -7
oh oh! Here's one I almost forgot. Season 3 BTVS, The Zeppo.
Willow: "I brought marshmallows!" "Occassionally, I'm callous and strange."
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Post by Travis Levitt on Feb 21, 2008 0:31:36 GMT -7
I still love Xanders quote from like episode 2/3/4 in Season One.
"I laugh in the face of danger...then I hide and wait until it goes away."
Then there is when Buffy catches Spike in her backyard in Season 5.
Buffy - "Explain why your out here in five words."
Spike - "Out. For. A. Walk....Bitch"
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Feb 21, 2008 0:45:51 GMT -7
oh hell yeah, those 2 are classic Trav!
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Post by angelle on May 16, 2008 8:49:44 GMT -7
Willow: Well, I think we have Dracula factoids. Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. (They look at him) Bator.
Xander: See?! Buffy didn't feel it. I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince! (They look at him) Bator.
Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man bitch? Buffy: He's gone. Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey! Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
Xander: No, we're not going to (imitates Dracula's accent) leave you. And where'd you get that accent Sesame Street? One, two, three — three victims. Mwah, ha, ha, ha!
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Post by • Ginger Fitzgerald on May 16, 2008 9:01:56 GMT -7
Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters
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