Post by betelgeuse on Dec 23, 2007 3:24:35 GMT -7
First Name: Betelgeuse (Pronounced Beetlejuice)
Last Name: Betelgeuse
Middle Name: Betelgeuse
Age: Older n' Heck
Height/Weight: I'm DEAD! Look it up if you want to know what a fat ass I was. Sides, I can shapeshift 'heights' kinda relative with that.
Eyes: green with yellow irises
Hair: Filthy Blond
Character description: I'm the Ghost with the Most! What more do you want? Ehh? I like black and white striped suits, and terrifying mortals. I look like a dead corpse cause guess what? I AM ONE YOU FUCKING MORON! Get over it! Or be terrified...I'm actualy good either way.
Persuasion: (good evil neutral)
Type of Creature:
Powers: I'm the ghost with the most! Bio-Exorcism is a tricky business, but I got it down pat. Send mortals running like hell when they see the tricks I can do All you gotta do is say my nae Three times (count ehm, one, two, Three) and I'm back on Earth, and ready for some serious partying! Err....working. Yeah, thats the spot. Working. I can Work with the best of ehm. Shift reality on its axis (whatever the hell that means) and make life a livin horror for the mortals. Cept Lydia a course, can't really do much to her, being I have to keep her on This Plane so I can stick around. Still, that don't mean I can't have fun with it, right? I mean she Is filling out aweful fine from the little munchkin she used to be, if ya know what I mean
History: Well lets see, I was born in a small town in central europe during the late 15th century, where I was raised by an abusive father, and tediously bitchy mommy...Wait? You don't want to hear any of THIS crap. This is the shit they fill out on job application, and hell only knows I don't need one of THOSE Got myself a good, steady paying gig now, what with being a con...err bio exorcist? (checks business card) Yup, bio exorcist. As it Not a Con Man, just so we're clear. We clear? Cool. FHate for you to think I was dishonest of somethin. Say, you wanna buy some beach front property? No? Kay, how bout your lady friend? Sure she and I could...Work something out (Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge) I can always find a place in my heart...and on other extremeties...for a lady that needs some help, If ya know what I mean.
Anyway...Survived black plague. Worked at a shitty job, got my as fired......err, took early retirement....Lets go with that...and now I do freelance bio exorcism for the masses, and help out Lydia, whose kinda the only babe in the world who'll actualy Call for me, as opposed to having to con my way through the dead guys...which sucks most o the time, and not in the thai hooker, kinda nice sorta way. Ya got me? Cools. Just say my name and I'm there. Its how the thing works. No I can't say my name. Had to have Lydia type it out for me just to get it on the bio thingy! Girls a real sweetheart....and Hot too. Like super babe hot.
Character is from (series, book, creator, or author, if it applies): Beetlejuice!
Last Name: Betelgeuse
Middle Name: Betelgeuse
Age: Older n' Heck
Height/Weight: I'm DEAD! Look it up if you want to know what a fat ass I was. Sides, I can shapeshift 'heights' kinda relative with that.
Eyes: green with yellow irises
Hair: Filthy Blond
Character description: I'm the Ghost with the Most! What more do you want? Ehh? I like black and white striped suits, and terrifying mortals. I look like a dead corpse cause guess what? I AM ONE YOU FUCKING MORON! Get over it! Or be terrified...I'm actualy good either way.
Persuasion: (good evil neutral)
Type of Creature:
Powers: I'm the ghost with the most! Bio-Exorcism is a tricky business, but I got it down pat. Send mortals running like hell when they see the tricks I can do All you gotta do is say my nae Three times (count ehm, one, two, Three) and I'm back on Earth, and ready for some serious partying! Err....working. Yeah, thats the spot. Working. I can Work with the best of ehm. Shift reality on its axis (whatever the hell that means) and make life a livin horror for the mortals. Cept Lydia a course, can't really do much to her, being I have to keep her on This Plane so I can stick around. Still, that don't mean I can't have fun with it, right? I mean she Is filling out aweful fine from the little munchkin she used to be, if ya know what I mean
History: Well lets see, I was born in a small town in central europe during the late 15th century, where I was raised by an abusive father, and tediously bitchy mommy...Wait? You don't want to hear any of THIS crap. This is the shit they fill out on job application, and hell only knows I don't need one of THOSE Got myself a good, steady paying gig now, what with being a con...err bio exorcist? (checks business card) Yup, bio exorcist. As it Not a Con Man, just so we're clear. We clear? Cool. FHate for you to think I was dishonest of somethin. Say, you wanna buy some beach front property? No? Kay, how bout your lady friend? Sure she and I could...Work something out (Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge) I can always find a place in my heart...and on other extremeties...for a lady that needs some help, If ya know what I mean.
Anyway...Survived black plague. Worked at a shitty job, got my as fired......err, took early retirement....Lets go with that...and now I do freelance bio exorcism for the masses, and help out Lydia, whose kinda the only babe in the world who'll actualy Call for me, as opposed to having to con my way through the dead guys...which sucks most o the time, and not in the thai hooker, kinda nice sorta way. Ya got me? Cools. Just say my name and I'm there. Its how the thing works. No I can't say my name. Had to have Lydia type it out for me just to get it on the bio thingy! Girls a real sweetheart....and Hot too. Like super babe hot.
Character is from (series, book, creator, or author, if it applies): Beetlejuice!