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Post by Lindsey McDonald on Jan 18, 2008 10:23:42 GMT -7
Uhm...I'd go to my local Wolfram & Heart and talk to my local zombie represenative and ask why their zombiehs are revolting. ^_^
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Jan 19, 2008 0:44:31 GMT -7
Perhaps Atrayer...but what if they're like the rage zombies in 28 Days Later? Them suckers move FAST! Or the smart zombies in Land of the Dead? Can't be too trusting of a zombie, you know. LoL. Nice one Lindsay, so perfectly you! *MUAH!*
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Post by guitarist on Jan 19, 2008 2:21:21 GMT -7
My grass wins all. Im sorry. But it just kicks all asses.
And did I mention some of the vampire grass is the mind tripping type? Some is normal grass but some of it ... yeah.
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Post by Alanna on Jan 19, 2008 4:51:40 GMT -7
Running around in a circle screaming..Thats the first mental image that comes to mind.
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Post by Atrayer Blayther on Jan 20, 2008 9:12:52 GMT -7
I think if the zombies are faster than me...or smarter. Then I dont have a chance but give me a flame thrower, a zombie lawyer, drugs (which sounds more fun)...or uh vampire grass and I'll go down kicking and screaming.
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Post by guitarist on Jan 20, 2008 18:53:40 GMT -7
I think if the zombies are faster than me...or smarter. Then I dont have a chance but give me a flame thrower, a zombie lawyer, drugs (which sounds more fun)...or uh vampire grass and I'll go down kicking and screaming. -Vampire grass approaches Atrayer- Drugs do sound like fun, imagine what that'd be like...zombies and drugs. Or zombies on drugs. Hmm...
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Post by Clio-Angel on Jan 21, 2008 2:28:48 GMT -7
Give them zombie pig pets and brains on a stick... -shrugs- .. they're just flesh-loving folk after all.
(hahaha, couldn't help myself)
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Post by Atrayer Blayther on Jan 21, 2008 11:28:50 GMT -7
-backs away from grass and pulls out vampire weed killer- zombies on drugs could be very interesting, humans seem to give up brains for drugs all the time pet pigs and brains on a stick sounds like a plan
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Jan 23, 2008 1:10:47 GMT -7
Black Tar Heroin injected into a zombie creates liquid zombies. Now you all see why I want the drugs to experiment on zombies. Perhaps a zombie on acid would eat himself? Or Zombie's on PCP that implode. Oh, or Zombies on X that just can't stop touching the vampire grass cause it feels so....neat. Next issue....Zombies on Christ.
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Post by Connor on Jan 23, 2008 1:19:47 GMT -7
Liquid Zombies? OMG! LMFAO!
New from Macabre Daze The Liquid Zombie
Tired of Having Noisy Neighbors,Simple Squirt your Water gun full of liquid Zombie at them and Boom No More Neighbors! ... Need Someone to Watch Your Kids while your away for three Weeks? Liquid Zombie is the Perfect Babysitter,It will throw food at the kids,than chase them into their rooms! ............
Is your Liquid Zombie Leaving Blood stains and Guts all over the floor! NO PROBLEM! Get Liquid Zombie Traning Pads! put them all over the floor and wall and there will be no more messes!
^_^
XD
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Post by ♥ Violet Violence ☆ on Jan 23, 2008 1:23:31 GMT -7
hhmmm....we may have to market those training pads. Usually the Liquid Zombies are carried in the Liquid Zombie Tote to prevent such.....leakage. However, if you're emplying the Liquid Zombie as a babysitter or even a playmate for the kids, we'd need to take precautions. I'm not sure of the effects of Liquid Zombie leakage.....not sure I wanna find out either.....
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Post by guitarist on Jan 24, 2008 4:38:50 GMT -7
-Screams- my grass! Do not kill mah grass ye rat! -Wacks Atrayer with wooden pole and watches splinters go everywhere- Haha Connor I know a few people who might need such a thing. (Babysitter liquid zombie!!!)
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Post by Lestat on Jan 24, 2008 18:14:36 GMT -7
After shuddering at the stench of zombieness in that I don’t think they would smell so fresh I would run as fast as I can. But because I am Canadian and smoke pot my lungs are not so great, but I am really fast so run as far and as fast as I can before hacking up a lung. Then I would stalk up on water, food, weapons and anti-freeze, bleach, etc. And yes, as stated by a very smart woman drugs, lots and lots of drugs. I would also go get a very attractive male to bring with me to my super good fort where zombies cannot get in. Sex is important people; I am under the impression I would die without it. On that note a lot of protection from another sort of evil as well (children). Once stalked I would make anti-freeze balloons and other weapons just in case all the bullets etc run out. Hum I forgot to say I would bring a lot of booze too. Maybe a few books. We don’t want to go insane while the world is going to shit. Other entertainment would be, exploding zombies, playing monster mash etc to see if zombies do really dance.
Please note the male must be entertaining or he will be zombie bait for zombie entertainment.
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